Because they are Indians~ Storires you would only heard from india .

Like I often said.. Indians are the most absurd, last minute people of one could ever imagine.

For one, they like to push you to the edge. If they did not, then you would be surprised at the last minute in a least expected way. Just while you were thininking 'finally everything is on right track this time..' With them, you would always have to be wild awake. Oh you better be! Make sure you are highly alert to the extend that you can actually count how many nerves you have.

Here are 6 stories to share :

- On February 20th 2009 Mumbai Times Cover News.
Domestic Airline Goindigo (Go Indi Go) found there was a wheel broken just before landing,

they fixed it in the air.

- Just before that few months back

An Indian helicopter landed right on the track of one full-speed escalating flight that carries 153 pass angers while its getting ready to take off.

of course, they passed each other safely ... Because they are Indians.

-They horn every 5 seconds while driving, horn while they pass, horn while to be passed, horn to warn, horn to be warned, they just horn for horn's sake ' you had some horny driver..' said one of my Dubai customer over the phone.

why? oh you know why? Because they drove like BUMPER CARS! There are lanes on the road, but guess what?! No one follows! they drove to the left they drove to the right, they squeeze into middle, they wiggled to pass, they are scared, but they are also scary.

When they miss the intersection they are supposed to turn, no big deal, they just reverse back directly.

Did i mention my friend Jatin once left the car in the middle of road to check some parking spots ?

- Wide Range of time

'Chloris , 9 o'clock sharp tomorrow I'll pick you up' right...sharp your head.

AM9;35 i finally got into his car for 10:30 am flight.
'oh its the traffic~' they always said.

Take my advise :
When they say I'll be right there, that means you can find a place to sit down, finish reading your newspaper, and take a nap while you get bored. Cause by the time you wake up, they show up.



-The 9 Oscar Awards Winning movie 'One Million Dollar Baby (Name to be confirmed )' was shot in a disgussted hell hole slump of Mumbai that you would never want to visit... even if one pay you a million dollar

I had to turn down the proud, keen invitation from two dear indian friends while we drove pass by the neighborhoods. 'Isnt that amanzing, Chloris? ' - said A,

'Yes....' and im astonished.... by the look of thousand-year-old dirty clothes pile up tent... ok, they acutally called that a house?


- My freind Jatin, finally fired one employee becuase his driking problem.

' well.. I had to. He didnt know the machine was on fire while he was fixing it.'

Oh Indians ~ those Indians...